sup /b/
you know that girl that stuck you in the friend zone?
you know how you really want to ask her out but youre afraid of her rejecting you/never talking to you again?
well here's the way to ask her out without fucking everything up.
send her a text saying
"hey you wanna go out some time?"
If she says yes, SUCCESS
chances are she'll send a text saying something like
"lol wut"
send her another text saying
"I'm serious let me take you out"
if she says yes SUCCESS
if she says no send a text saying
"damn it, i want to smell your armpits you sexy beast"
then ten minutes later send a text saying
"sorry, my friend is drunk and asked out all the girls in my cell phone"

try it, you have nothing to lose, and post what she texts back
good luck anon

Other than that, not a shabby idea.

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Commence to jigglin'...
Are we jigglin', errrr, what?

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Except guys don't usually mess with each other's phones like that... not often enough to have this be believable I think.

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True.  This would work well for girls, though...

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I will either evade death or die in the attempt.

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Except guys don't usually mess with each other's phones like that... not often enough to have this be believable I think.

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some guys do >=/

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have your lawyer call my lawyer
you're out of your mind