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Why don't women need driver's licenses?
SEXIST JOKE
Replies: 10 — Last Post Nov. 19, 2008 9:54pm by Clouse227
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Don't know?

Give up?

Answer: Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Sorry females, my friend made lol with this one today.

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You're going to pick up your own groceries?
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lol

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i knew that one

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Quote: from LucidAssassin at 9:38 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
i knew that one

A man runs over a woman with his car.

Who's fault is it?...

Give up?...

It's the man's fault. He shouldn't be driving a car in the kitchen.

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At least you lol'd.

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Mean.

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your being sexist now, just wait til a woman takes ur job from you.!

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Quote: from byebyebeautyful at 12:41 am on Nov. 20, 2008
your being sexist now, just wait til a woman takes ur job from you.!

Won't happen unless he's a maid.

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Hahaha
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Quote: from byebyebeautyful at 9:41 pm on Nov. 19, 2008
your being sexist now, just wait til a woman takes ur job from you.!

I'm sorry, women are just so better at manual labor.

Why do you think women don't have penises?

So they can stand closer to the stove and kitchen sink.

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